Cut To The Chase


I may not be the biggest or the mightiest
The hyphyest, the likeliest
Mike Tyson, you can bite this
Don't hustle but I flow a lot
Gotta know your ABC's if you wanna hit the g spot
The big bang, sickened by the Ying Yang twins
Let me fill you in
Now if I saw your dick I'd prolly vomit on it
Rather starve myself like it was Ramadan
Keep your dirty garments on
Chunks of puke up in your loot
The family jewels, upchuck
Whisper in my ear, maybe chomp but I won't suck
Give me the knife, give me the fork, give me the plate
And I'll digest misogynists like Dahmer ate his prey
I was kicking from the beginning, AKA Pele
Semi-automatic rapper, AK.Flay
I live thirty minutes north of Chicago
Leprechauns on my side got no need for the Lotto
Rep my roots wearing Birkenstock clogs
You can call me Kobayashi, I'll eat ten vats of hot dogs
Eating contest, me vs. Fat Joe, who you think would win?
Here's a hint: it's the one who's got sixteen chins
Let's spin

Cut to the chase
I got no time to waste
Minutes equal money, honey
So hush up like a puppy cause you know you love me
Cut to the chase
I got no time to waste
Minutes equal dollars, holler
Pop an implant, not my collar

Empirical fact that I could never get crunk
All I got is groceries up in my trunk
Supermarket sweep I could see you and me being sweet
Just about every day of the week
Punch you in your prostate cause I'm malicious
A club sandwich would be delicious
Too fast, too furious
I'm not a monkey named George but I sure am curious
Hot like curry is, no need to worry it's just snow flurries
The storm is on the border but I'm getting rather murderous
Bates Motel, I came from hell
Psycho on the inside, can't you tell?
Go to church try to eat Jeff Probst
Whoops, looks like I got the wrong host
So here's a toast to the folks in the place
Grab a drink, grab a glass, and then I grab your face
Rhinoplasty, collagen looks trashy
Flash em quicker than you look at K-Fed and say nasty
You can't get past me I'm the bouncer of this joint
Like a frickin ballerina, my shit's on point boy

Cut to the chase
I got no time to waste
Minutes equal money, honey
So hush up like a puppy cause you know you love me
Cut to the chase
I got no time to waste
Minutes equal dollars, holler
Pop an implant, not my collar

Can't let em fall asleep so switch it up CP
What I got is nothing more unadulterated, understated
Never overrated, not even parents hate it
I earn top marks; you simply pass
Like cow farts you got a fist full of methane gas
Rage against the appliance
Making smoothies by hand doesn't constitute defiance
I'm a concise bird or a brief pelican
Spit so legit though I may lack in melanin
I steal the show but that don't make me a felon
From the rooftops, I'm yelling and I'm bellowing
Ready to roll, ready to rock, ready to flow
But not quite ready to stop
You really think I'd stop?
Lock it up and put it down
I'm loaded with a high-speed connection, not a modem
Composed of TNT I am the CEO, you got demoted
Not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean
I'm the baddest golgi apparatus
Throw curveballs like my name's Greg Maddux
One day Flay be bigger than Barbie
You can mark my words with a sharpie

Cut to the chase
I got no time to waste
Minutes equal money, honey
So hush up like a puppy cause you know you love me
Cut to the chase
I got no time to waste
Minutes equal dollars, holler
Pop an implant, not my collar

© 2006 Kristine Flaherty